Roseanne Addiction

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The War between Roseanne and Jackie

Roseanne: You want marketing, I'll show you marketing. Attention shoppers, try soya sausages, ALMOST as good as the cheese but without the spider eggs and hair.
Jackie: THAT is not true.
Roseanne: Truth has no place in marketing, Jackie.
 And they cure cancer.
Jackie: Soya Sausages: the food of demons. Eat it and go to hell.
Roseanne: Yeah were you'll meet the inventor of cheese-in-a-can!
Jackie: Niiiice try, Roseanne, nice try. In fact, that was just...grrrrrreat.
Roseanne: Oh Jackie, you and your silly tricks. But everyone knows, trix....ARE FOR KIDS!
Jackie: M&M chocolate candies, they melt in your mouth...not in your hand.
Roseanne: You know, the best part of waking up, Jackie, is FOLDERS IN YOUR CUP.
Jackie: (grabs dish soap)
Roseanne: DISHWASHING LIQUID! O.O
Jackie: You're soaking in it...say it SAY IT
Roseanne: Okay, alright, fine, you're better than me, there,MADGE!
Jackie: 5 years ago, 5 YEARS, at Uncle Wongs, I read a fortune that said you hidden talent will be revealed and today, that fortune has come true!
Roseanne: Congratulations, Jackie, you know how to sell CHEESE.
Jackie: Ha! Ha! HAHA!
Roseanne: Oh Jackie?
Jackie: Yeah?
Roseanne: GOT MILK?
Manager: Hello ladies. How's your day? I see you're really...throwing yourself into your work here. Very impressive. Hahahahaha...GET OUT!
Jackie: You mean we don't work here anymore?
Manager: I don't think even Iiiii work here anymore..